Salesman knocks on a door.
Five year-old kid answers with a lit cigar in one hand and a half a bottle of Jack Daniels in the other.
Salesman goes...Are your parents home?
Kid says...
For the punchline, you're going to have to contact Peter!!
Testimonials
Our Campus Activities Board was very pleased with with the turnout and your performance. You were very humorous and reacted very well with the crowd.
Coordinator of Student ActivitiesChadron State College
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