- The number zero was invented in India, and that’s EXACTLY the number of call centers we have left in the United States!
- It was revealed today that Joseph Smith, founder of the Mormon Church, wed as many as 40 wives. If he were alive today, I’m sure he’d be playing in the NBA.
- An al-quaida knucklehead said that the only way the U.S. will avoid another terrorist attack is if we all convert to Islam. Convert to Islam… We couldn’t even convert to the metric system!
- India and Pakistan at it again. They hate each other’s guts, and both have nuclear weapons. If India launches there missiles towards Pakistan, and Pakistan tosses their bombs toward India, you know what that means…the price of rugs is going to skyrocket.
- Sarah Palin was given 7 million dollars to write a book. Man, that’s a million bucks a page. And that includes the pictures.
- The U.S. supreme court overturned the Texas law that bans sex between homosexuals. Looks like my dog’s moving to Houston.
- George Bush’s presidential library is expected to be twice as large as his father’s presidential library. Sounds about right, do you know how big a building has to be to house a miniature golf course and a rack of comic books?
- The Mexican Navy seized more than a ton of cocaine hidden inside the carcasses of frozen sharks on board a freighter. And I’m like… Mexico has a Navy?
- As part of an effort to conserve water in Brazil, the government has asked people to start urinating in the shower. How archaic, cause here in the U.S. … you don’t have to ask.
- The University of Wyoming named a building for international students after former Vice President Dick Cheney. I’m just flabbergasted… The University of Wyoming has international students!
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