Sample Jokes – Pop Culture

  • Looks like superstars Rhianna and Chris Brown, are back together. When asked to comment, her father said “Whatever road she chooses, I’m behind her… now if you’ll excuse me, I have to cash the check they send me every week.
  • Porn star Jenna Jameson has given birth to twins. When the doctor gave the babies the traditional swat on the tush, she said… hey I’m over here.
  • A dinosaur skeleton that was up for auction went unsold when nobody bid on it. One of the reasons no one bid on it… Abe Vigoda was still using it.
  • The guy they named Dannon yogurt after, has died in Paris at age 103. Apparently, he died of too much culture.
  • A stripper claims she had three-way sex with swimmer Michael Phelps for three hours. Three way sex for three hours… Is there a medal above gold.
  • The FDA said that if you spray the zinc cold medicine Zicam up your nose, you may lose your sense of smell. In a related story, Flav O Flav’s maid O.D’d on Zicam.
  • The Catholic Church has come up with a making-love prayer they are encouraging their parishioners to recite before having sex. I think it goes something like this… God, I hope this condom my dad’s had since the 1940’s doesn’t break.
  • Prince Philip said in an interview that “to figure out how to operate a TV set you practically have to make love to the thing. FYI-next time you’re at Phillip’s house, don’t touch the remote.
  • Cirque de Soleil’s Vegas show called “Viva ELVIS is doing extremely well. The producer’s took out extra hernia insurance for the stagehands who have to fly “later years” Elvis.
  • A new poll says that the chances of Donald Trump getting elected Governor of New York are unlikely. In fact, they are un-HUGE.
  • Bruce Jenner is quitting the long-running show “Keeping up with the Kardashian’s. He’s leaving Hollywood and would rather spend his time golfing, flying helicopters and testing new mascara.
  • Scientists found 700 year-old poop from medieval times, and it still stinks. When asked, there was no comment from an annoyed Abe Vigoda.
  • In Washington State, a grizzly bear passed out when he guzzled three 12-packs of beer. When asked to comment, Hota and Kathy Lee said…Lightweight.